One day in what seemed to be out of nowhere in flu en za lady named Swine who most Americans never heard of. Swine is a woman who did not get much time in America due to a vac she cine when she attempted to inflict her unwanted infection upon the people that populate the land of the free. Like a gift sent from the heavens, just in the nick of time Swine was confronted by her arch nemesis…a true heroin named Tami who flu in around the same time that Swine attempted to destroy the world one country at a time.

With the perseverance of a pride fighter and the persistence of a psychopathic stalker Swine was able to penetrate a puny percentage of the population in the country directly below the U.S. border. This was done in order to attack the natives that she knew mingled with the many American tourists that spend time in that land. Swine’s feverish plans worked well but was realized when states started coughing up information about cases of what seemed to be flu-like symptoms, that the normal anti-viral adversaries associated with eliminating symptoms such as runny noses, body aches, and fatigue were unable to cure.

Hello people. I need my family, friends, and fans to help me understand where we are in today’s world. So let me get this right… in 2009 one can contract a strain of the flu that can kill you? Here is an ignorant question: “did this strain of the flu originate with people playing with or getting to close to pigs?” If so who in the hell is getting close enough to pigs that they could contract the flu from them? Note to self “the decison to stop eating pork over 20 years ago was an extremely wise one.” I knew the pig was a disgusting animal but is this confirmation? “Pork, the other white me,“ not quite!

Maybe is was not pigs, but one of those man made things that have been manufactured in an attempt to inflict immediate fear and cause a catastrophic amount of casualties on each of the earth’s continents by some extreme terroristic group of totalitarians who are totally tied to taking the time out to force feed the world their hatred.

Where ever it came from I find it very disturbing that in this day we are still findings new forms of things that have been in our world for years that seem to have come back stronger with a greater negative effect on those who contact or come in contact with things like this.    

Whatever happened to the days when you got the flu went to your local drug store got something over the counter, drank lots of fluid, and got rest to get over the flu? I guess those days are long gone and now is the time to be aware of these dangers and protect ourselves.

Don’t be surprised when you see me if I have a gas mask on at all times. I have so much that is yet to be done…

-Aeynod Speaks